#Lord of rigel missile update#
#Lord of rigel missile free#

Homer: Don't worry, I've built us a missile shelter! Who says the patriarchy is dead?īart: Uh, Dad, that shelter is a cardboard refrigerator box. Joe: But we're not even to the mountain yet! Location: Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, Malibu Stacy Headquarters, Homelayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance or Springfield Heights Tunnelīarney: *wheeze* Can't…make it.

If the user has Joe: Task: Make Joe Cancel The Honeymoon Suite Location: Malibu Stacy Headquarters, Homelayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance or Springfield Heights Tunnel

#Lord of rigel missile update#

If the user has Stacy Lowell: Task: Make Stacy Lovell Update Her Profile

Location: Homerlayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance, Springfield Heights Tunnel or Homes Task: Make Springfielders Become Too Exhausted to Follow Joe Stacy Lovell: I need to be more selective about who I marry. Colossus: You know, like test-firing the 'Colossal Ray Gun'? Colossus: Hey Stacy! I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the nuclear missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!ĭr. You're the third of my five ex-husbands to contact me about 'spending our final moments doing something fun' in the last ten minutes.ĭr. Joe: Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. Joe: I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!Ĭomic Book Guy: Why are we stopping if snacks aren't involved? Stacy Lovell: Joe! What are you doing here? But I'd rather not trust my life to a product sold by the InfoWars store. Burns? I would've thought you already had a bomb shelter! Burns: I forgot to ask when purchasing, but do you have a rewards card? So I'll take the Withstandinator, please. Smithers: As much as I hated to, I just sold my Richard Mille watch. Location: Herman's Military Antiques, Town Hall or Shops If the user has Herman: Task: Make Herman Pitch the Withstandinator to Springfielders Task: Make Lisa Block Pop-up Ads for Male Supplements Homer: I think we're gonna have to look for an alternative means of survival. Herman: Priced to sell - only slightly more than a Richard Mille watch. Homer: Wow, that's a pretty sweet bomb shelter! How much? Herman: I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need.the Withstandinator. Mother made me line our basement with tin foil. Herman: Like I've been telling you for years: the government's not gonna protect you, you gotta protect yourself!

#Lord of rigel missile free#

The General: Can I interest any of you in a free commemorative 24 karat gold Leon Panetta bobblehead? The General: More like because we never built any anti-missile system. Professor Frink: Because the missile was fired from a location the anti-missile system doesn't cover? The General: Sorry, not going to see it this time either. The General: Hello Springfielders! I am The General, and I've been sent to oversee the military response to the missile.Ĭarl: Oh cool! You're gonna shoot down the missile with that trillion-dollar anti-missile system I always read about in the papers, but we never actually see! If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Break Speeding Laws Driving Out of Town If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Bugle Reveille to Welcome The General

Task: Make Springfielders Be Impressed by The General The General: Have no fear, the military is always here! As long as those sweet appropriations bills keep rolling in. Marge: So there's no one here who will actually help us? Quimby: No, please shelter in place! We need to keep the roads clear so I can deploy my mobile command center and monitor the explosion from as far away as possible. Ned: What nuclear missile? I'm talking about the voicemail I got that my car warranty is expiring! Marge: We already heard about the nuclear missile. Ned: Oh no! Has anyone else checked their phone? This is horrible! Lisa: Just twenty-eight minutes until the missile hits! Task: Make Homer Find Men to Join His Squid Game Team Lisa: Things tend to take a long time in games with premium currency. Marge: Isn't that a long time for a missile to hit? Lisa: It's kinda weird they added the googly eyes emoji. It says there's an incoming nuclear missile! Lisa: Actually I just got a text alert from Springfield. Homer: I think it means the next Squid Game is about to start! Sorry Marge, but I'm only teaming up with men. Marge: What's that alarm that's going off?